Little Miss Muffet,
Sat on her Tuffet, eating her curds and whey (or sending curdling looks),
When along came a spider.
And Sat down beside her,
And played with his hat.
And Erg! mom, this is so dumb! I did this lat week!!! Isn't that enough?????
At which point Miss Muffet lost interest in the whole ridiculous thing. She's a modern feline anyhow,
they don't run away from spiders.