Once upon a time there were three little piggies.
and they grumped and they groused,
they wiggled and the squirmed,
and at some point they built houses out of pick up sticks and playing cards, or somesuch.
Then along came the big bad wolf...
And she huffed and she puffed, and she howlllllleddddd the house down. I WILL NOT BE A PIGGY!!! she growled. I'm a mean old girl wolf, who appreciates books and seasonal floral bouquets!
Happy Feline Friday!!!